1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,200 I think it's great that they let a guy 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,600 with a head injury have his own show, 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,360 but it's not really fair on his guests. 4 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,520 Why are you working on a Sunday? 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,000 'Cause if I finish this today, 6 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,680 then I can be home for dinner tomorrow night. 7 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,040 God. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,000 Seriously, 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,840 when's it all gonna stop being such a slog? 10 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,840 Shit. 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,120 Oh, I forgot to say 12 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,320 Mrs. Hammond's retiring next week. 13 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,920 Really? 14 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,240 She wants to spend more time with her grandchildren. 15 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,079 Poor fuckers. 16 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,920 With this new bloke taking over from her, 17 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,439 it's making me anxious. 18 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,880 Why? I thought you hated Hammond. 19 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,760 Yeah, but at least I knew where I was with her. 20 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,960 What if the new guy doesn't get me? 21 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,040 My teaching style? 22 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,880 You know? I'm pretty maverick. 23 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,160 Okay, captain, my captain. 24 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,640 I've gotta get her a leaving gift as well, for God's sake. 25 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,760 What about, like, a tasteful sex toy? 26 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,400 Oh, right, so like a-- 27 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,160 Like a Waterford crystal dildo? 28 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,320 I mean, don't go crazy, but maybe... 29 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,560 antique nipple clamps? 30 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,279 Frankie just heard that. 31 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,800 Great. Now we don't have to have the nipple clamp talk. 32 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,160 - Can we interrupt you? - Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,680 I was just checking out the pricing on-- 34 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,560 Rob, this is James Cohen. 35 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,240 He's just taken over from Anthony Tillman 36 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,920 as global Chief Operating Officer. 37 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,400 Good to meet you in person, Rob. 38 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,760 Good to meet you, too. 39 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,360 James is just here on a whirlwind visit 40 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,000 on his way to the Geneva office. 41 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,680 Ah, not such a whirlwind. I'll be here for a week or two. 42 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,000 I've been hearing really good things about you, Rob. 43 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,480 Or rather, I haven't heard anything bad. 44 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,400 And that's good. 45 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,880 Yeah, once they took the vending machine 46 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:49,960 out of the employee kitchen, 47 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,440 I became a lot more productive. 48 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,560 - Uh-- - Oh, yes, we have to get down to research. 49 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,160 - Shall we catch up later? - Okay. 50 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,120 Uh, hey make sure you close the double doors when you enter. 51 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,800 Those guys are afraid of sunlight. 52 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,360 And, uh, keep an eye on your wallet. 53 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,520 There's been some incidences of theft down there. 54 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,760 Really? 55 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,760 No, that was also a joke. 56 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,120 Oh... 57 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,720 I know the world has changed a great deal 58 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,120 even since I first entered the school. 59 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,000 We didn't have hand sanitizers, 60 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,520 or blogs. 61 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,680 We had powdered soup. And diaries. 62 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,440 Caleb, maybe one day you'll invent 63 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,080 the next way to clean your hands 64 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,720 with perhaps a vapor, or even a microchip. 65 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,800 Wouldn't that be something? 66 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,160 Oh, my God, she's lost her mind. 67 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,600 Now, would you please give a warm Kingscote Primary welcome 68 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,640 to your new headmaster, my esteemed successor, 69 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,680 Mr. Maxwell. 70 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,760 Thank you, Mrs. Hammond, 71 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,120 and thank you to the choir for that touching rendition 72 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,760 of "Umbrella." 73 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,640 When the sun shines, we do all shine together. 74 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,520 Shush! 75 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,000 What'd you think? 76 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,560 I think we can break him. 77 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,200 Did you see he was wearing a braided leather belt? 78 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,040 Tells you all you need to know. 79 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,440 I see we have another case of the giggles. 80 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,040 Mr. Maxwell, this is Miss Norris, and Miss Niles. 81 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,240 They're always laughing at something or other. 82 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,960 I gave up trying to find out what a long time ago. 83 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,520 But as it's my last week, I don't mind saying 84 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,800 I've always found it extremely annoying. 85 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,080 Oh, well, I'm a terminally unfunny man, 86 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,640 so I'm always grateful to have someone lighten the mood. 87 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 - Shall we go to my office? - Let's. 88 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,520 They're off to do the head teacher hand over ritual now. 89 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,000 What's that? 90 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,840 She squirts some milk of knowledge out of her tits, 91 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,720 and then he rubs it all over his face and chest. 92 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,400 Now, when I look at a map of Europe, 93 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,200 I think of Napoleon, 94 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,440 and all he was able to achieve. 95 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,160 I can't help but wonder, 96 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:15,160 why aren't we making more inroads into certain territories? 97 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,480 Now, I know you guys can get people from the Baltics, for example, 98 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,480 to start gobbling up more dualoxitene. 99 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,480 Anybody ever been there? 100 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,760 Well, the chicks are hot, 101 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,920 but otherwise, it fuckin' sucks. 102 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,680 You've got people committing suicide for lunch up there. 103 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,160 We should be moving truckloads of the stuff. 104 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,640 Truckloads! 105 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,160 Just to follow up on the Baltic idea, 106 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,799 - this is something Rob and I-- - Uh, Harita, 107 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,560 I've gotta bounce. 108 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,440 So, yeah, you take over. Okay? 109 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,000 So-- 110 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,560 Can I give you my BMW? 111 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,440 Sure. Can I sell it? 112 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,440 Fucking drive it off a cliff, I don't care. 113 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,160 Then, yeah. Why are you getting rid of your car? 114 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,080 Well, I just need to start downsizing 115 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,160 in case we wind up pulling the trigger on New Zealand. 116 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,800 What are Catherine's thoughts on all this? 117 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,760 Uh, mixed bag. 118 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,800 I think she'll come around, though. 119 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,799 Oh! I gotta go. 120 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,919 I just got a DM from Eric Trump. 121 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,320 Ugh! 122 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,520 Oh, hey, James. What can I do for you? 123 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,520 Rob, my wife flies in tomorrow, 124 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,080 for some reason. 125 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,600 Would you and your wife or husband-- 126 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,160 I don't want to make assumptions-- 127 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,280 - I-- I have a female wife. - Would you like to bring 128 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,360 your female wife to dinner with us? 129 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,360 There's one of those hoof to snout restaurants in Knightsbridge. 130 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,440 Do you eat that stuff? 131 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,120 Oh, sure. I'll eat a face. 132 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,680 What are you two conspiring about? 133 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,760 Oh, dinner tomorrow night. My wife's in town. 134 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,920 Oh. 135 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,240 Well, let me know the details of where and when, 136 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,320 and I'll see if my boyfriend can come along, too. 137 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,160 I'm gonna bet you 500 bucks 138 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,440 that her boyfriend has pierced nipples. 139 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,200 - How will we find out? - Leave that to me. 140 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,760 Hey. Good news about syphilis in the Netherlands. 141 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,280 I know. I'm psyched! 142 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,800 How's it going there? 143 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,880 Yeah. Good. Good. 144 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,240 And what is this? 145 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,000 Uh, well, that's just some sh-- 146 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,560 um, stuff that I bring in to show them I was a person once. 147 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,840 Oh... 148 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,120 That's me at a school, uh, disco thing, 149 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,080 grade one guitar certificate. 150 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,800 That's me and Nick Rhodes. 151 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,840 From Duran Duran. 152 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,400 ♪ Girls on film ♪ 153 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,600 Oh... 154 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,640 First album I ever bought. 155 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,080 Yeah, I remember the first teacher of mine 156 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,760 I thought of as a human being. 157 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,600 I saw her crying on the top deck of a bus 158 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,120 on her way home one day. 159 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,200 And for the first time I saw her not as a teacher, 160 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,280 but as a woman, with feelings. 161 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,840 Oh. Well, that's-- 162 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,840 But then we found out that she'd been having an affair 163 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,480 with a 17 year old boy in 6th form. 164 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,360 Can you call it an affair? 165 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,520 Is it relationship? 166 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,040 I mean, couldn't she have waited one more year? 167 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,120 Yeah. Yeah, or she could have looked into dating a man 168 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,520 from her own generation. 169 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,240 Yes. I feel the same way. 170 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,960 Right. I'll leave you to your work. 171 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,040 Okay. 172 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,080 What the fuck is that? 173 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,600 What did it smell like? 174 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,400 I didn't stick my nose in it. 175 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,480 Well, I mean, I doubt it's anything. 176 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,640 It-- It would have had to penetrate trousers, 177 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,200 and that cotton underwear. 178 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,400 Unless he wears silk ones, 179 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,800 in which case he's a real pervert. 180 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,480 Oh, okay, so I imagined it. 181 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,120 No, but, you know, if you didn't, 182 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,960 then he made a multiple fabric blast through, 183 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,280 which is unlikely unless he's Superman. 184 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,320 Look, a man, 185 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,960 a man in a powerful position, 186 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,200 left a moisture patch on my desk. 187 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,520 I don't feel comfortable with that. 188 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,160 Okay, uh, what are you gonna do about it? 189 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,440 I don't know. Be angry. 190 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,480 Nothing. 191 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,800 I think those are both great choices. 192 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,400 Oh, uh, we've been invited to a dinner 193 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,080 with the big Braeband boss and his wife. 194 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,520 We've been invited? 195 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,840 - Me, too? - Yes. 196 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,200 Oh, God. Really? 197 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,120 When? 198 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,520 I hate work dinners. 199 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,600 You've never been to one. 200 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,360 I've literally never once asked you to come to a work dinner. 201 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,600 What will they want from me? 202 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,280 I don't know, you're wife-like presence. 203 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,759 Yeah, but should I be chatty, like Michelle Obama, 204 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,440 or should I be more like Jackie Kennedy? 205 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,360 You know, like don't say much, but when I do say something, 206 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,880 really make it count. 207 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,160 Like slag off the queen. 208 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,760 I think I'm gonna say you can't make it. 209 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,160 Aww. 210 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,320 I wrote you a text saying I missed you, 211 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,200 and I saw the three dots and then nothing. 212 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,400 What were you gonna say? Don't three dots me. 213 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,360 Well, I was texting you back 214 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,240 I miss you too, 215 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,880 then I realized I didn't. 216 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,519 So I stopped. 217 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,000 Come on, Fran, we were having fun. 218 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,879 Yes, but that's all we were having. 219 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,320 What's wrong with that? 220 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,840 I don't know. 221 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,639 I was looking at Chris and his girlfriend the other night. 222 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,400 They were smiling, and they were laughing, 223 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:43,120 and I realized that you don't make me laugh. 224 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,760 You make me grunt sometimes, 225 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:49,200 and you made me meow that one time. 226 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,760 But I'm sorry 227 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,400 I don't want the Poundland version of what they have. 228 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:59,760 Not what I expected to hear, but it's your prerogative. 229 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,480 Other women your age would be happy to have 230 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,280 a man make them cum their tits off on a Wednesday night 231 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,879 instead of watching "Countryfile," 232 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:13,600 but... such la vie. 233 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,400 Enjoy being alone. 234 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,400 And, uh, I didn't make you meow. 235 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,280 I made you oink. Like a pig. 236 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,880 This is the attendance file for year five. 237 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,520 Ah, thank you. That's tonight's entertainment sorted. 238 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,000 Yeah. 239 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,640 That's a lovely blouse. 240 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,400 Oh! Thanks. 241 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,840 Yeah, not everyone could get away with a blouse like that. 242 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,120 Kate Winslet, maybe. 243 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,840 - Laura Linney. - Right. 244 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,280 Thank you. 245 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,760 Um, can I talk to you for a minute? 246 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,520 Of course. Grab a pew. 247 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,600 Um... 248 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,960 this is a bit uncomfortable, 249 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,560 but I'm-- I'm just gonna say it. 250 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,560 Uh, it-- it's good to say what you think. Right? 251 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,360 Instead of-- Yeah, bottling it up-- 252 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,840 I used to do that but then, um, I developed alopecia. 253 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,960 I mean, it all grew back apart from one of my arm-- 254 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,040 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 255 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,920 Okay, well, now I'm intrigued. 256 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,560 Mm-hm. 257 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,400 So when you were in my classroom the other day, 258 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,880 I don't know if you remember, you sat on my desk. 259 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,000 And, uh, when you got up, there was this... 260 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,640 substance-- When you got up from my desk, 261 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,280 you left a wet patch behind, and, uh-- 262 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,120 I mean, I'm not implying anything, but I'm just-- 263 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,680 Did you notice it or... 264 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,080 Well, I'm glad you asked. 265 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:37,440 Because I was wondering what was on my trousers 266 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,040 when I came back from your classroom. 267 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,240 Oh! Really? 268 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,080 - Yes. - Oh! 269 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,120 So you-- you don't-- 270 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,640 Okay. Well, um... 271 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,640 I think-- I mean, that's-- 272 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:56,200 I'd better, um-- There's a big tray of Rice Crispy cakes 273 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,360 in the staff room for Tess Smith's birthday 274 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,600 if you, you know, if you wanted-- 275 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,600 If that's your jam. 276 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,800 Yumsters. 277 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,360 I think I'm a pretty good judge of character. 278 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,720 You know, you have to be in my job, 279 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,680 and something about him just says to me, 280 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,000 "I made the stain." 281 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,720 And I-- I can handle it. You know? 282 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,560 But what if I let it lie and he-- 283 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,920 I don't know, kidnaps a student. 284 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,360 You know, if you see something, say something. Right? 285 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,920 What do you think? 286 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,200 What do I think about what? 287 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,840 Doesn't matter. What do you think? 288 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,520 I think that's Reese Witherspoon. 289 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,920 - What? - At the table by the stairs. 290 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,320 Is that Reese Witherspoon? 291 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,000 No. 292 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,280 I think it is. Excuse me. 293 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,120 You know, Rob, I can see that you have a vision 294 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,320 of how to run Braeband. 295 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,760 But you need room to do it. Am I right? 296 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,280 Well, uh, yeah, I mean, I uh-- 297 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:01,160 And I have a vision of you unshackled and free to excel. 298 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,400 Is that crazy? 299 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,640 I've heard crazier things. 300 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,920 But you catch my drift, right? 301 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,720 James, I wonder if you heard we got the results from 302 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,760 the isithromycine trials through. 303 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:15,560 - Quite interesting. - Well, you know what's more interesting? 304 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,240 They have two different types of chocolate mousse here. 305 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,720 Well, one's more of a cake, 306 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,520 but I'm gonna get 'em both. 307 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,840 What do you say, guys? 308 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,160 Shall we get a few for the table? Huh? 309 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,200 Mr. Harita. 310 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,840 Jeffrey! 311 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,920 "Jane the Virgin." 312 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,360 Jeffrey! 313 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,440 Jeffrey. 314 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,880 Hey. Um, Jeffrey's asleep. 315 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,240 Listen, are you around tomorrow? 316 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,480 I think he's ready to come home. 317 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,320 Oh. Is the coast clear? 318 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,400 Sorry? 319 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,880 - Harita. - Oh, yeah, no, she's gone. 320 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,840 Oh, I guess she had to get her Tinder date 321 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,800 back to the orphanage before midnight. 322 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,240 Sharon, great to meet you. 323 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,520 Mm-hm. 324 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,160 Home slice, I'm gonna see you at the office. 325 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,320 - Alrighty. - All right. 326 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,560 What? 327 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,360 - What was all that about? - All what? 328 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,040 You were like a human laugh track 329 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,200 for every mean thing he said about Harita. 330 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,080 Look, he's my boss. 331 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,240 I mean, actually, he's my boss' boss. 332 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,040 And it was a joke. And it was funny! 333 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,520 It wasn't funny. It's bullying. 334 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,480 Look, you don't have to worry about Harita. 335 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,000 She could eat the two of us for breakfast. 336 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,400 No, fuck that! 337 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,800 Seriously, I'm fed up with this shit! 338 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:08,000 Fed up with men just rubbin' their old balls on our desks, 339 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,560 and, you know, ordering chocolate mousse for everyone. 340 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,160 You know, you didn't even try the second one, 341 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,760 - and it was delicious. - Oh, who cares? 342 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,560 Honestly, I've seen you be shitty before, 343 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,360 but I've never seen you be so... small. 344 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,040 Jesus, it doesn't suit you. 345 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,360 What are you doing? 346 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,800 Well, I thought you were-- 347 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,360 I just felt like slamming the door. Get in. 348 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,080 - Hey! - Hey. 349 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,720 Where's Daphne? 350 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,600 Oh, she's with my mum. Come here. Sit down. 351 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,520 Do you want some peach smoothie? 352 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,960 - I made extra. - Sure. 353 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,200 Oh, wow! 354 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,800 Did you get these peaches from our tree? 355 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,160 We don't have a peach tree. 356 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,640 - We-- - So, listen. 357 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,120 Um, if you find yourself getting... 358 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,640 upset over the next few minutes, 359 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,120 just... take a deep breath. Okay? 360 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,200 - Why would I-- - We're leaving. 361 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,080 Is this because of New Zealand? 362 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,360 No, New Zealand is a symptom, you're the problem. 363 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,520 You're not God. You can't make us safer. 364 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,480 Could still get meningitis or hit by a car in New Zealand. 365 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,560 You need to sort yourself out, Dave. 366 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,160 Okay, I-- I-- I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take a breath now. 367 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,680 I am doing this for us. 368 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,000 Okay? 369 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,240 For our futures. 370 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,040 I am trying to be a good father. 371 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,440 That's not how you parent. 372 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,320 You parent by reading Daphne a book 373 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,640 about fucking ducklings, 374 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,400 not by stocking a bunker with two tons of rice. 375 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,680 Yeah, well, maybe I love differently than you do. 376 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,760 Okay, Dave. 377 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,240 Can just you go and let Daphne stay? 378 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,800 I didn't mean that. 379 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,880 I'm-- I'm sorry. Catherine! 380 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,640 Ow. 381 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,559 Oh, God. 382 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,040 I've explained to Mrs. Decker 383 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,079 what you came in to talk to me about the other day, 384 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,560 and I've also informed her about the report back from maintenance 385 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,640 regarding the leakage from the ceiling, 386 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:55,559 which, thankfully, explains the moisture patch on your desk. 387 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,280 And, indeed, my trousers. 388 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,800 - Yeah. - So, 389 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,799 I just wanted to check that everything made sense to you, 390 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,640 and that you felt we had closure. 391 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,200 Yeah. 392 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,520 I-- Yeah. 393 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,320 I feel, um-- 394 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,480 I'm sorry about... 395 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,800 but, um... yeah. 396 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,240 And, well-- 397 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,400 No. 398 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,640 Um, I mean, that's fine about, you know, the patch, 399 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,200 the-- the moisture patch, that's all-- 400 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,559 I mean, that's-- that's clear. 401 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,560 But I just think there was a shortcut 402 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,319 to avoiding all of this, and that's... 403 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,760 don't sit on my desk. 404 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,559 Because, uh-- I mean, I'm not crazy. 405 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,880 If you hadn't sat on my desk and I saw the moisture patch, 406 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:41,280 I-- I never would have thought it had anything to do with you. 407 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,160 Because, um-- Well, my desk is a desk. 408 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,040 You know? It's not a chair. 409 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,160 So, uh, all good now? 410 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,320 Oh, and, um... 411 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,200 don't feel like you need to tell me my blouse is nice, 412 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,080 because, I mean, thank you, but I know it's nice. 413 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,520 You know? I got it at Whistles. 414 00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,960 And the whole, you know, 415 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,799 not many people could pull that off thing-- 416 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,680 comment-- it just made me feel 417 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,079 a little bit-- That's all. 418 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,200 But, uh, I'm glad you summoned me. 419 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,319 So, yeah. I think now we do have closure on the matter. 420 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,320 Yeah. 421 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,720 I make my own career decisions. 422 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,240 Okay? 423 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,920 I just want you to be my mum, not my manager. 424 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,160 Of course. 425 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,080 Thank you. 426 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,240 Uh, shall I take that? 427 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,680 Well, I, um-- I don't know. 428 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,920 That's my bag. 429 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:54,559 You can say no, um, but I was thinkin' that... 430 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,160 maybe-- maybe me and Jeffrey come as a package. 431 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,560 And I know you're still with Douglas-- 432 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,640 I broke up with Douglas. 433 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,240 Me, too. 434 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,680 I mean, with Tanya. 435 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,559 We might not have been Romeo and Juliet, Fran, 436 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,760 but at least we were... 437 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,319 Bull Durham and... 438 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,080 you know, whoever Susan Sarandon played. 439 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,880 When I saw you at the party, 440 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,920 you looked so beautiful. 441 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,800 And when I made you laugh, 442 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,880 it made me want to be your husband again so fuckin' badly 443 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,800 that I had no choice but to beat the shit out of my dick when I got home. 444 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,680 I thought I'd have to go to the hospital. 445 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,760 I practically yanked it off. 446 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:44,800 Um... how is it now, is it... better? 447 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,560 No, it's still pretty messed up. 448 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,800 Mm... 449 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,240 Well, you better come in then. 450 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,799 Rob, we'd like to offer you SVP of European sales. 451 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,079 We think you've got the goods. 452 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,799 And you know what? 453 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,280 You're not a foot soldier. You're a general. 454 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,160 Or a colonel. I'm the general. 455 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,880 Oh, wow. 456 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,080 Well, I don't know what to say, 457 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,079 other than, number one, thank you. 458 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,640 Uh, but then, 1-A, that's Harita's job. 459 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,319 Mm, well, as far as I can see, 460 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,080 there's nothing she can do that you can't do. 461 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,559 And besides, I like you. 462 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,800 I like you, too. 463 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,760 Uh, but where does that leave Harita? 464 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,560 She's out, she's gone. 465 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,080 Does she know she's gone? 466 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,320 Not yet. 467 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,680 Is that Johnny Squirtypants? 468 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,320 Don't look at him. Just keep walking. 469 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,040 I think this is gonna be my last year at Kingscote. 470 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,040 I'll find another school. 471 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,720 I might go to bed for six months, maybe. 472 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,760 You know? 473 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,480 Do a bit of embroidery. 474 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,720 Is that okay? I'm really tired. 475 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,800 Well, before you climb under the duvet, 476 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,680 I have some news. 477 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,960 James offered me a promotion today. 478 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,120 - Really? - Yeah. 479 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,360 Harita's job. 480 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,880 Oh, my God. 481 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,680 Fucking hell. 482 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,000 Those bastards. What'd you say to him? 483 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,640 Well, I told him I'd have to think about it, 484 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,240 but then, on the way over here, 485 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,120 I was thinking about what you said the other night 486 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,320 about Harita and men sitting on women's desks, 487 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,280 and I thought, I don't want to be that person. 488 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,640 So I called him back and told him 489 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,120 I wasn't gonna do Harita like that, 490 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,760 and I turned it down. 491 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,200 Right. Right. 492 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,480 Well, I'm proud of you. 493 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,960 That's great. 494 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,240 You should be proud of you, too. 495 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,800 You know, you let them know they wronged Harita, 496 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,640 and-- and you have a problem with that. 497 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,640 That's great. You said your piece. 498 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,720 I guess I did. 499 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,360 And tomorrow... 500 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,480 you know, maybe tonight, 501 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,960 if you can get them on the phone, 502 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,880 you-- you tell them you've had a think, 503 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,080 and, you know, you're ready for this. 504 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,760 You're-- You're ready to lead the company 505 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,120 in a bold new, just, blah, blah, blah. 506 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,400 I mean, I'm not gonna put words in your mouth. 507 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,680 You'll figure it out. 508 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,080 What? 509 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,080 I turned it down because of you. 510 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,560 Because of what you said. 511 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,880 I thought you'd be proud of me. 512 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,640 I am proud of y-- 513 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,520 I just said I was proud of you. 514 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,080 I just don't think we can afford to be idealistic 515 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,680 with our mortgage and credit card debt, 516 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,720 and, you know, you said you want to get your-- 517 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,120 your teeth whitened. 518 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,480 Okay. 519 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,800 Oh. 520 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,080 Don't be all... 521 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:09,040 Come on. You're the best. 522 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,280 We'll be grand.